LITTLE BAY, ON – For something that purports to be a truck of flame, one local engine can scarcely be said to be burning at all.
“This is bullshit,” said local man Dave Menenzes. “You hear ‘fire truck’ and you expect, you know, FWOOM, or whatever, but this one is only like ‘crackle crackle crackle’.”
“Most of the people inside even managed to make it out okay.”
Although Menenzes was mollified by the fact that at least some of the firemen on site were, in fact, running around him like screaming human candles, he still claims the truck should be called a ‘noise van’ or ‘hose mobile’.
At press time, Menenzes had to be taken to see the dentist, after chipping a tooth on a so-called ice-cream truck.
