Markham, ON — Local man Ricky Horks is only four stamps away from completing his Burger Dump loyalty card and is hoping to redeem it before his next heart attack.
“With luck, I’ll slide in just under the wire,” said Horks.
If Horks completes the card, he is entitled to a burger off the secret menu. The “Chunkinator” has buns made of deep fried steaks and is topped with hollandaise sauce and an even fattier type of bacon that most people don’t know about.
Horks talked about his strategy. “If I buy a quadruple cheeseburger, it counts as two!” he said, before clutching his stomach and moaning in pain.
“Oh man, I really gotta hurry though if I want that free burger,” said Horks. “They don’t let you have that kind of stuff in the hospital.”
