WINDSOR, ON – Shortly after the Chinese take-out dinner he ordered in celebration of his wife’s birthday, local man Bryce Mulwich has managed to turn an enormous burp into the words ‘I love you’.
“<belch> love you, honey,” said Mulwich, not taking his eyes off the television screen. “Oh boy. Garlic.”
Mulwich’s wife, Karen, says this is the most romantic gesture Mulwich has made in their relationship since he spirited her away for a glamorous weekend in Sudbury last January.