SPOILER ALERT: World War II in Colour
ANTIGONISH, NS — Local man Jacob Morley is infuriated after the ending of the Second World War was revealed to him while in the middle of watching a documentary detailing the events during the six year conflict.
In a Facebook post earlier today, loose-lipped friend, Sean Birch, detailed his grandfather’s participation during the Second World War including D-Day and how the Nazis were eventually defeated.
“Not everyone has seen the show, Sean!” Morley wrote in response, scathing his friend for ruining the hours spent watching World War II in Colour. “I was only on Episode 4 and you’ve ruined everything. Seriously, man, did you have to thank Allied veterans for their victory on the beaches of Normandy and protecting democracy! D-Day? What the hell is that?”
This wasn’t the first time Birch has ruined the exciting twists in television series for Morley. Birch has already ruined the endings to documentaries on the US Civil War, the suffragette movement and Season 8 of Friends.
“Things were looking up for the Nazis and frankly, I thought they were going to win. I was just in the middle of watching about Stalingrad and was thinking this was the end for the Stalin. There was some good character development between Churchill and Roosevelt that could have turned into a budding bromance, but not that it matters anymore now that I know Hitler’s dead.”
According to sources, Morley plans on travelling to the Czechoslovakia, Yugoslavia, and the Soviet Union to learn more about the conflict later this year.
