MONTREAL — Thanks to the numerous advances being made in the field of virtual reality, the pornographic production company Brazzers has unveiled a brand-new VR headset that finally allows viewers to experience porn from the point of view of a man watching porn on his computer.
“Until today, simulating the experience of watching online porn has simply been the stuff of fantasy,” said Brazzers executive Janet Ingersson. “But now, using 180 degree stereoscopic 3D technology, our product is able to give users the sensation that they are sitting in front of a real-life computer watching an actual pornographic film.”
So far, reactions to the product have been extremely positive. “The women in the videos are so vivid and life-like,” said 28-year-old Marc Evans. “It’s almost like I’m right there in the room, watching them on my laptop.”
Despite the mostly glowing reviews, some consumers have expressed annoyance with the headset’s buffering feature, which simulates the experience of having to wait while a frozen video takes several minutes to finish loading.
At press time, the company announced a new, updated version of the headset that can perfectly replicate the overwhelming sense of shame you feel as you quietly delete your browsing history.
