1. These Bananas
Source: http://www.public-domain-image.com
These bananas are sadly still too dependent on that tree. Just Not Ready.
2. This Child, Considered For A Job As An Astronaut
Source: http://www.public-domain-image.com
As evidenced in the photo, this child is simply not tall enough to touch space. Just Not Ready.
3. This Unbaked Pie
This pie hasn’t even made it to the oven, yet. Hard pass. Just Not Ready.
4. This Pig, Considered For A Role In The ‘Babe’ Reboot
Source: http://www.public-domain-image.com
His English is remedial at best. Next pig, please. Just Not Ready.
5. Dave
Source: Wikmedia Commons/R. Neil Marshman
It seems like Dave did not expect this tackle. Just Not Ready.
6. This Article.
This article promised nine things, but only delivered five. Just Not Ready.
7. I’m Sorry. It Was A Time-Sensitive Article.
8. Nope.
9.
