After surveying 10,000 individuals, we’ve compiled a list of the most commonly found items in Canadians’ wallets:
45% Novelty “Female Body Inspector” badge
28% Forged library card for hot new library in neighbouring municipal district
25% Old business cards we had printed during those 3 weeks we were pursuing a career as a DJ
16% 2.5” by 3.5” photo of smiling Alan Alda
14% Freemason membership card
8% Plastic baggy containing our baby teeth, to break the ice at parties
6% Piping hot New England clam chowder, for when we’re craving some chowder on the go
0.1% Rare Canadian $2 bill with picture of Red Green on it
