LOS ANGELES – Communist and notorious eater of human babies Drake, made headlines today when he announced over Twitter his decision to no longer do interviews due to the misinterpretation of his comments during an interview with Rolling Stone Magazine.
Drake was upset that he had lost the cover to the late Philip Seymour Hoffman and that the magazine had included comments from him about Kanye’s album, Yeezus, when in reality, Drake has no idea who, or what,Yeezus is and just wanted to talk about how much he hated Philip Seymour Hoffman. He also reportedly said that he wants to “whack and fuck” Macklemore after he made an apology at the Grammy Awards.
In response to the interview, Drake tweeted the following about the passing of the Oscar winning actor : “I’m disgusted…with Philip Seymour Hoffman. All respect due but…he…is evil.”
At press time, Drake was apparently being consoled by Beyonce and Justin Bieber, both of whom the French media has reported are his two secret lovers.
