FORT McMURRAY, AB – After pouring a bucket of water over the head of a suspected environmentalist to simulate drowning, Alberta Premier Jason Kenney again demanded his chained captive raise…
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Gastown steam clock powered by sighs of disappointed tourists
VANCOUVER – In a candid interview yesterday morning Raymond Saunders, the designer of the Gastown Steam Clock, revealed that the popular Vancouver landmark is, in fact, powered by the sighs of di…
Report: ‘Hello Kitty’ actually best possible outcome of Kroeger/Lavigne collaboration
TORONTO – According to a recent study from the University of Toronto Faculty of Music, Avril Lavigne’s derided single “Hello Kitty” is, “when you think about it, literally the best thing th…