Earth, Milky Way – Earth has finally revealed the biggest life hacks it’s using to make 2024 its hottest year ever. Earth has taken millennia to develop the ideal morning routine. While it…
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GRWM: Influencer reveals easy 57-step $13,000 morning routine
VANCOUVER BC – In her now viral Get Ready With Me Video (GRWM), TikTok influencer Kat Cheng reveals her easy 57-step morning routine that only costs $13,000. Upon waking up at 5:00 AM, Ms.…
Modern Carmen Sandiego? This woman has 2 airport codes in her Insta bio
TORONTO OR VANCOUVER? – In a move reminiscent of the ever elusive, world-traveling children’s character Carmen Sandiego, Canadian influencer Megan Jones shocked followers yesterday when she…
Online persona successfully hides crippling depression
TORONTO – We are happy to report that your online persona has successfully hidden your crippling depression from your followers across social media. By portraying a heavily curated version …
Local woman makes suspiciously late “Happy Quarantine-aversary!” post
TORONTO – Local influencer Meghan Freling made a pandemic anniversary post earlier this week on her popular instagram account, prompting friends and followers to ask whether it’s a bit late…