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Smokey Bear killed in home fireworks accident

PARK COUNTY, WY – On Friday night well-known forest preservation and fire safety advocate Smokey Bear was killed in a home fireworks accident. At about 9:30 pm, Smokey was with his family s…

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Santa lays off hundreds of elves, blames Obamacare

NORTH POLE – Santa Claus, the perennial bringer of Christmas joy, laid off 244 worker elves yesterday, while slashing hours and benefits to those who remain, citing costs of the Obamacare m…

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