TORONTO – Hoping to build momentum and political capital in the new year, Mayor Rob Ford recently unveiled his new double vision plan for the city. “We’re gonna totally end this fucking gravy tra…
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Chris Spence offers suspiciously familiar apology
TORONTO – In press conference this morning, Chris Spence, the former head of the TDSB, took the opportunity to offer some borrowed words of remorse. “My mother always said that life is like…
Ikea Monkey admits that he is not a real news story
TORONTO – Darwin, the seven-month old Rhesus monkey apprehended at the North York Ikea yesterday evening has come forward to say that he regrets causing a “literal media circus.” Darwin was…
Rob Ford tackles judge following ruling
TORONTO – Immediately following the ruling finding him in violation of the Municipal Conflict of Interest Act, Rob Ford jumped from his seat, rushed the bench, and tackled the judge, causin…
Toronto Blue Jays blockbuster trade reminds city that Baseball still a thing that goes on in city
TORONTO – The blockbuster 12-player trade agreement between the Toronto Blue Jays and the Miami Marlins, including the signing of Melky Cabrera, has led many citizens to realize that Toront…
TIFF UPDATE: Everyone agrees that one movie you didn’t see was the movie you HAD to see this year
TORONTO – After 2 weeks, dozens of screenings and thousands of hours of your life spent in dark, dirty movie theaters, critics and audiences have agreed that the movie of the festival was t…
