Editorial by: Karen McCrindle Only once a year can families across many of Canada’s provinces celebrate a day they can call their own without having accommodate for those countless, illegitimate …
Opinion
My grandfather didn’t fight suffragettes just to give women a gender-neutral O Canada
BY: PETER MARSH As a proud man Canadian, I sing ‘O Canada’ with an enormous sense of pride, especially when I emphasize ‘in all thy sons command’. When I sing those sweet, exclusive lyrics, I thi…
This oil crisis is what happens when you disturb an ancient dinosaur burial ground
BY: PROFESSOR LOUISIANA HARKER I’ve been all over this great, mysterious world of ours: from the Nazca Lines in Peru to the hidden Tonsoon tribes in Tanzania, from the ancient crypts of the Vikin…
Yeah, but Saudi Arabia’s money never executed anyone
By: Stéphane Dion, Minister of Foreign Affairs Okay, at first glance, I’ll admit, this looks bad. Like, really, really, super crazy bad. I mean, how could I, Stephane Dion, Canada’s Foreign Affai…
Here’s how I would have ruined The Force Awakens
BY: GEORGE LUCAS Over the decades, fans have come to expect a certain standard from me; now as the torch is passed on to a new generation of fans (and filmmakers), it’s disappointing to see funda…
No you come out of the supply closet
By: Darryl Bowden I’m getting real sick of this. Every time I go into the supply closet at work, everyone expects that I’m going to come out within the hour. But I’m not. Why? B…
My parents spanked me and I turned out to be a perfectly fine child abuser
BY: LACEY EMMANUEL Growing up as a child, my parents were assertive in their discipline and used various types of force when my siblings and I got out of line. Without this type of necessary puni…
This incomprehensible tragedy perfectly confirms what I already believed
BY : DOUGLAS FRANK I see that something terrible has happened. I see also that most people are still frantically searching for their loved ones, donating their time and effort to rescue operation…
Just because I sent you a dick pic, doesn’t mean I’m not a nice guy
BY: DONG_ZILLA Hey ladies, how’s it going? I’m going to assume not good, because most of you are very angry with me. But why? Was it because of the dick pic? How quick you are to judg…
Fuck you
BY: RT. HON. STEPHEN HARPER, FORMER PRIME MINISTER OF CANADA As my final act as Prime Minister of Canada, there is something I would like to express to all Canadians from coast-to-coast-to-coast;…
