OTTAWA – Ministry of Transportation offices across Canada are once again finding themselves overrun with what has become a familiar sight each winter, as hundreds of thousands of Canadians …
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Liberals unveil new rock-paper-scissors protocols to determine immigrants’ futures
OTTAWA — At a press conference on Thursday the federal government announced that they would replace the outmoded first-come first-serve immigration application process with a global rock-p…
Conservative Party Leadership Profile: Chris Alexander
Name: Chris Alexander Background In high school, Alexander participated in Model United Nations and successfully negotiated a peace accord between the Jordan delegate who was accused of stealing …
Following criticisms, Liberals vow to legalize weed even more
OTTAWA – After sustained criticism over several dozen issues, the Liberal government has promised to solve everything by legalizing weed even more. “We saw that you were angry, so we listen…
Chief of Defence Staff attacks military’s sexual misconduct culture with flanking maneuver, close air support
OTTAWA – Chief of Defence Staff General Jonathan Vance has announced a full-scale military operation involving all 68,000 Regular and 27,000 Reserves, which aims to destroy all elements of …
Kevin O’Leary asks Putin for same deal Trump got
MOSCOW – A travel weary Kevin O’Leary arrived in Russia’s capital this morning in order to ask President Vladimir Putin for assistance becoming Tory leader and then PM of Canada…
Conservative Candidate Profile: Kellie Leitch
Name: Kellie Leitch Background Leitch has taken a courageous stand against the Ottawa “elite”, who she coincidentally defines as anyone you also don’t like. She is often commended for pulling her…
Report: Millions of Canadians pretending to know who Viola Desmond was
OTTAWA – Early reports suggest that many Canadians are pretending they were familiar with Viola Desmond’s significance in history after the federal government announced her face will be fea…
Trudeau defends meeting with Chinese billionaires by explaining he wanted to make a lot of money
OTTAWA – After photos surfaced showing Chinese billionaires meeting with Prime Minister Justin Trudeau at a party fundraiser, the PM defended himself by stating that he only met with the fo…
“You’d never betray me,” whispers Brad Wall in dimly lit office to pile of coal
REGINA – With all other provincial governments having agreed to adopt carbon pricing by 2018 in line with the Trudeau government’s climate strategy, Premier Brad Wall spent this morning pla…
