This small town is welcoming Syrian refugees by forcing them to come to their church.…
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BREAKING: Investigation into vote buying reveals Conservative Party has no real members
OTTAWA – An investigation into vote buying allegations in the Conservative leadership race has led to the discovery that the Conservative Party currently has zero members. “We thought it wa…
Michael Chong Conservative Party Ad
Vote Michael Chong for CPC Leader! Or don’t. See if he gives a fuck.…
RCMP accidentally deploy Musical Ride during hostage negotiations
Pulteney, AB – In a police-related mix up, RCMP unwittingly deployed the Mounties famed Musical Ride to a hostage situation in rural Alberta. Police surrounded an isolated farmhouse after r…
Ezra Levant confident riled up, far-right mob won’t turn against Jews this time
CALGARY – Saying that as far as he knew it had never happened before, Ezra Levant, the owner and presenter of the far-right Rebel Media, says he’s pretty sure his anti-immigrant, alt-right …
Deepak Obhrai Conservative Party Ad
Deepak stands for experience, responsible spending, and leveraging this whole thing into a cushy job.…
Newfoundland blown off course, last spotted drifting near Canary Islands
ATLANTIC OCEAN – The province of Newfoundland was blown well off course by one of the most intense wind storms the island has ever seen. It was last spotted on the other side of the Atlanti…
White drug dealers shocked to receive same treatment as ethnic drug dealers
TORONTO – Owners of popular pot chain Cannabis Culture, Marc and Jodie Emery were shocked on Wednesday evening when their arrest at Pearson airport brought on the creeping realization that …
Rest of Canada unable to name city in Manitoba after Winnipeg
OTTAWA – Scratching their heads and stating that it’s on the tip of their tongues, everyone in the nation outside of Manitoba was completely at a loss when asked to name a city in the provi…
Tory senator wants to “focus on the good” of gaping wound in leg
OTTAWA — Conservative Senator Lynn Beyak announced to the Red Chamber today that she wants to “focus on the good” aspects of the large, exposed wound on her left leg. Beyak, who recently as…
