MONTREAL – A local man’s group of friends have grown suspicious of his silence on the topic of the job he was “totally gonna get”. A neighbourhood cafe where three men convene several times…
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Victim of stolen unicycle files for identity theft
MONTREAL — Police issued a state of emergency last night when local “pretty chill guy” Trenton Brenner filed for identity theft shortly after the disappearance of his prized unicycle. Based…
Montreal to dump entire editorial staff of MTLBlog into the St Lawrence
Montreal Mayor Denis Coderre made a dramatic announcement today outlining his controversial plan to dump the entire editorial staff of MTLBlog, along with thousands of its most inane listicles an…
Local monster opens salad bar in botanical garden
MONTREAL — Today, thousands of visitors to the Montreal Botanical Garden found themselves in disbelief after a man voted by Cult MTL readers as “#1 local monster, baby punter, and all aroun…
McGill ranked top Canadian university according to list released by McGill
MONTREAL — McGill University rose to the number 1 spot this year among Canadian universities in an annual ranking compiled by researchers from McGill University. The order of the list was c…
University writing course gives students skills they need to teach university writing course
MONTREAL — Graduating students of McGill Writing Centre’s “Creative Writing 101” course are excited to finally have the skills they need to teach a creative writing course…
Montreal man beaten at a bar after claiming he “is ready for winter”
MONTREAL, QC — A man is in serious condition following a beating at a Montreal pub. The victim, Simon Duncan, was attacked by a group of patrons after openly announcing that he “is ready fo…
Local man can’t believe friend’s glasses are so strong
MONTREAL — Panic struck a cafe in Montreal’s NDG last week when a man donned his friend’s glasses for a one-time experiment. Witnesses report that once the glasses were secure on his face, …
Quebec taxi drivers caught taking Uber rides home after protest
MONTREAL – After a protest staged by taxi drivers in downtown Montreal rallying against the ride-sharing service Uber, several protesters were caught using UberX vehicles to get home afterw…
Montreal declared the ‘I don’t know I’m just trying to figure my shit out’ capital of Canada
MONTREAL — Statistics Canada has named Montreal the “I don’t know I’m just trying to figure my shit out” capital of Canada. The researchers provided some of the stat…