MONTREAL – Former Montreal mayor Michael Applebaum said he will use his generous severance pay from the City of Montreal to invest in a local engineering and construction firm. “I’m happy to inve…
Study: ‘Bieber Fever’ actually audible syphilis
WINNIPEG – After a three year study by the Public Health Agency of Canada, ‘Bieber Fever’ has been revealed as an audible STI. Dr. Richard Moffat of the National Microbiology Lab in Winnipe…
Fired Sun reporter to try his hand at journalism
After being let go from the Toronto Sun, a former news reporter will now try to obtain employment as an actual journalist. “I’m pretty upset,” said Tyler Lyon, a victim of Tuesday’s corporate cut…
Perroquet retiré du Biodôme de Montréal après avoir appris trop d’anglais
Montréal – L’ara rouge du Biodôme de Montréal sera déporté au Zoo de Toronto vendredi prochain après n’avoir parlé qu’en anglais lors d’une inspection du gouvernement du Québec.…
Parrot removed from Montreal Biodome after learning too much English
MONTREAL – The Montreal Biodome’s Scarlet macaw will be deported to the Toronto Zoo next Friday after she only spoke English during a government inspection. The parrot – known as “Bou…
