OTTAWA – Auditor General Michael Ferguson has re-released his yearly fall report, the major changes to last year being a shiny new insignia and this years date on the cover page. “Unlike the gove…
Péladeau proves separation is possible in Quebec
QUEBEC CITY — Just months after claiming an enduring partnership with Julie Snyder, Pierre Karl Peladeau has proven that separation can happen in Quebec. “Despite our clearly defined mutual…
F1: Montreal’s biggest speed-typing competition returns
MONTREAL — Old Montreal hotels are currently adorned with the flags of Boggle, Scrabble, and Apples to Apples announcing the return of the F1 – Keyboard Championship and the 18th annual QWE…
Montreal pretends to be Europe again for F1 weekend
MONTREAL – With the Montreal Grand Prix F1 race back in the city from June 5-8, Montreal is once more pretending to be a European metropolis, kicking off ‘MontEurol Weekend.’ “It is a great…
English teacher in critical condition after splitting her infinitive
TORONTO – Lois deWitt, a Toronto-area English teacher, is in critical condition after she separated her infinitive this past week. “To tear your infinitive, when not a trained professional…
Local dad convinced his balls will not fall out of jogging shorts this year
GLENVALE, B.C. — The community of Glenvale is breathing a sigh of relief as John McHammond has announced he is sure his testicles will remain in his jogging shorts this year. “I love to run…
Montreal Biosphere sold to become oil sands interpretation centre
MONTREAL- Montreal’s famed Biosphere Environment Museum has been sold by the federal government to the Canadian Association of Petroleum Producers to make way for a new oil sands education centre…