NEW YORK – A recent review of American schools has revealed some damning details about Trump University and the Electoral College, ranking them second-to-last and last, respectively, among …
Expectant father just hoping for ten fingers, ten toes, one penis
FLIN FLON, MB – When local father-to-be Ron Martin was asked whether he was hoping for a boy or a girl, he gave his standard response. “I only want it to be healthy,” he said in a recent in…
Pizza Hut unveils pizza stuffed with better company’s pizza
VAUGHAN, ON – After months of speculation by industry insiders and the public alike, Pizza Hut debuted its latest menu item this week, a pizza stuffed with a better company’s pizza. “The ne…