SCHREIBER, ON – Before Canadians finish their dinners at 6:47 PM ET tonight, Canada’s competitive hotdog eater Darrell Rigby will have already consumed 58 hotdogs, one more than the annual …
Local man unaware that NHL team cannot hear him through TV
Prince George, BC – Local man Ed Doherty has coached an entire NHL hockey game seemingly unaware that the Vancouver Canucks players, coaches or referees cannot hear him. The 54-year-old beg…
Man successfully saves on Ontario hydro bill by becoming Amish
Norwich, ON – High hydro bills are a thing of the past for one man who turned off every light in his house, rejected all forms of modernity, and joined a local Amish community. “I tried eve…
Conservative Party Leadership Profile: This Tub of Margarine
Name: This Tub of Margarine Background: Born and produced by a hard working Canadian industry, The Tub claims it has never backed down from a challenge. The Tub is best known for successfully lob…
95-year-old trapped in 19-year-old body becomes youngest MPP in Ontario
GRIMSBY, ON – A 95-year-old Progressive Conservative candidate trapped in 19-year-old’s body has become the youngest MPP in Ontario’s history. Cornelius Appleton, who inexplicably switched …
Gritty Kingston Police horse transferred to desk duty while Internal Affairs investigates
KINGSTON – The Kingston Police horse known for bending rules and not taking any shit has been transferred to administrative duties while the Department’s Internal Affairs investigates her c…
19-year-old finally gets into daycare after 19-year wait
London, ON – After waiting for almost two decades on a government waitlist, 19-year-old Chad Mendes is finally getting a subsidized daycare spot. The son of a single mother was placed on a …
St. Catharines to change name so people spell it right
ST. CATHARINES [sic] – The largest city in the Niagara peninsula has decided to change its name after realizing that the spelling of “St. Catharines” has been wrong for over two…
The 8 hottest MTL Blog staff who never consented to having their photo taken
Here are the Top 8 hotties of MTL Blog who did not consent to have these photos taken. URL http://depositphotos.com/46706673/stock-photo-hipster-using-laptop-at-cafe.html URL http://depositphotos…
Senator tells ethics commissioner she was unaware that she was a Senator for 7 years
OTTAWA – Conservative Senator Nicole Eaton claimed Thursday that she was unaware of her appointment to the Senate some seven years ago, in addition to claiming that she was did not know she…
