MELITA, MB – Adding to a mounting number of complaints against CBC’s historical docu-drama, the Manitoba town of Melita has criticized ‘Canada: A Story of Us’ for ignoring the history behin…
Montreal celebrates 50th anniversary of 325th anniversary celebrations
MONTREAL – Celebrations have already started for Montreal’s 50th anniversary of the 325th birthday celebrations since the city was first colonized by Europeans. 1967 was a big year for cele…
Malala addresses dysfunctional foreign legislature where only 26% of representatives are women
OTTAWA (CANADA) – Nobel Peace Prize recipient and girl’s rights advocate Malala Yousafzai addressed political leaders of Canada, a country where only 1 in 4 elected representatives are wome…
Tory scientists begin thawing cryogenically frozen John Diefenbaker for late leadership run
CARP, ON – Deep inside the Diefenbunker, Conservative scientists have started the process of thawing a cryogenically frozen former Prime Minister to give their party a better shot at winnin…
Whitehorse bylaw officers given light armoured vehicles
WHITEHORSE – The City of Whitehorse has unveiled new light armoured vehicles for its by-law enforcement members as an added safety precaution when dealing with the public. The five new LAV …
Paul Gross reflects on the horrors of his disappointing WW1 movie at Vimy Ridge ceremony
VIMY, FRANCE – Veteran Canadian actor Paul Gross recalled the horrors of Passchendaele (the film) and the effects of disappointing an audience at the ceremonies celebrating the 100th annive…
The Beaverton will restore Canada’s foreign policy to bombing our way into and out of problems
Beloved Beaverton supporters, Justin Trudeau has embarrassed our nation by removing our CF-18s from operations Iraq and Syria. This spineless move only makes our country more attractive for ISIS …
RCMP report dickheaded Canada geese greatest threat to national security
OTTAWA — RCMP Commissioner Bob Paulson has declared asshole Canadian geese are the largest security threat facing the country. “Canadians are more likely to be attacked by these dangerous w…
Senator Beyak demands residential school survivors apologize for her suffering
OTTAWA – Conservative Senator Lynn Beyak is demanding an apology from survivors of residential schools after she was traumatized by all the negative things they’ve said about what she calls…
NDP leadership candidates come dangerously close to having a debate
MONTREAL — The four candidates vying for the leadership of the federal NDP nearly came to a disagreement on party policy or qualifications causing what many consider to be a debate. Politic…
