REGINA – The Saskatchewan government announced today that it’s a little pissed that you didn’t even notice when the province used the notwithstanding clause this year to overrule a court de…
Apathetic makers of children’s cereal slap cartoon character on bag of sugar
MISSISSAUGA, ON – Cereal designers at Kellogg’s have shown that they’re calling it in with its most recent children’s breakfast cereal which is simply a bag of white sugar with a colourful …
Toronto City Councillors mark judge’s ruling with celebratory squabble
TORONTO – A majority of Toronto’s City Councillors are celebrating a judge’s ruling against the Ford government’s decision to axe nearly half of municipal representatives by arguing over th…
Man who will not be deported if he fails CAQ’s proposed values test finds Quebec election boring
MONTREAL – A local man who will be unaffected by Francois Legault’s CAQ’s proposal to remove immigrants from Quebec for failing an arbitrary values test has called the provincial election “…
Heavily indebted federal NDP cuts out orange as party colour to save money
OTTAWA – The federal NDP’s $3.1 million debt in assets is forcing the party to give up on its traditional orange colour for a much cheaper option. “It’s black and white until we’re back int…
University-aged Buck-a-Beer connoisseurs taste the subtle hints of intoxication
KINGSTON – Hundreds of thousands of university and college students are returning to campuses across the province, and among them are hundreds of thousands of Buck-a-Beer cognoscenti lookin…
Labour Day parade’s precarious workers float cancelled last minute after being called into work
HAMILTON – The Precarious Worker’s float was pulled out of Hamilton’s Labour Day Parade an hour before festivities were to begin after all of the participants, including the flatbed truck t…
Notley sets fire to Banff National Park to protest pipeline ruling
BANFF, AB – Alberta’s Premier Rachel Notley announced that she will be destroying Banff National Park to protest the Federal Court of Appeal’s decision to block the construction of the Tran…
These Environment Canada warnings are just trying to scare people – we all know tornadoes don’t exist
By: Trent O’Sullivan I was rudely interrupted the other day listening to my favorite radio program when I heard this obnoxious beeping sound followed by a hysterical woman telling me that there w…
