KINDERSLEY, SK – Reports indicate that local man Marty Hahn spent the entire previous evening attempting to determine which chime or ringtone will wake him up in the morning.
“The ‘Day by Day’ has a nice acoustic guitar tune, but that might lull me back to sleep,” Hahn said to himself yesterday at 11:30 PM. “‘Ocean Voyage’ does have its merits with that calming piano sound, but ‘Hopping Bunny’ may give me that extra energy I need to leap out of bed.”
The upbeat ‘On The Dance Floor’ was immediately eliminated as a candidate after the 36-year-old contractor determined that it was “too jazzy.”
By 4 AM this morning, the haggard man had determined the top 10 by carefully weighing his personal preferences, as well as the estimated production value, and any bonuses for experimental wake-up calls that are a breakthrough in the genre.
With seven minutes to go before his planned reveille at 7 AM, Hahn gave up and selected “Basic Alarm.”
