NIAGARA FALLS — Dozens of media outlets are reporting on three suspicious men captured on surveillance footage taking pictures and video of one of Canada’s least popular landmarks, Niagara Falls.
Footage of the leery trio was leaked to CBC from a local saltwater taffy shop and promptly reported as suspicious as few people would be taking pictures of such an irrelevant landmark.
The 30 second clip shows the men talking, possibly in a foreign language, and pointing to the Falls, and possible future targets for bombs exclaimed members from the media. One man in the group reportedly had a camera or a high powered assault rifle that resembled a camera.
A VanCity Buzz reporter commented that the three men had a suspicious aura about them. “These people just seemed more crafty, sinister and… bearded than the usual terrorists… I mean tourists,” explained the reporter.
After releasing the images of the video, the general consensus among online comments was Canada is in immediate danger.
“It’s safe to assume they’re scheming a terrorist attack on the hydroelectric dam, poison the water supply or take some sort of portrait to bring back to their terrorist HQ,” explained DALE_PATRIOT_CANADA on the CBC news page. “And yet Trudeau wants 25,000 more of these people.”
At press time, online commenters were relieved, even a little embarrassed, to hear that the trio in question are white.
