NIAGARA FALLS – Progressive Conservative leader Tim Hudak is willing to give one million jobs to you if he can spend one night with your wife.
The salacious proposal was made while Hudak was on the campaign trail at a Niagara Falls casino.
“Jobs can buy you anything” said the Opposition Leader and owner of approximately 1.3 billion jobs worldwide while seductively looking at your wife. “Well, almost anything.”
The proposition has left you torn between the love of your life who you have dated since high school and struggling to make ends meets with a high unemployment rate.
“Imagine what we could do with all of those jobs” whispered your wife lying in bed. “We could have our dream provincial economy, lower tax rates and be out of deficit by 2016. But if we decide to do this, I’m not doing it for his Harris-era policies or his right wing economic philosophy. I’m doing this for us.”
At press time, second thoughts caused you to chase after the PC Party bus with your wife on board, but it was too late.
