MONTREAL – Following his retirement, former UFC champion Georges St-Pierre was seen gently cupping the best god damn cup of coffee that he’s ever had in his whole life at a local brunch restaurant today.
Since his controversial last fight with Johnny Hendricks, St-Pierre has let go of his demons and embraced a full-body cup of Costa Rican Tarrazu coffee with a hint of 10% cream that many MMA experts say was the coffee highlight of his career.
“I think he’s ordering breakfast next” said waitress Michelynne Dumoulin, employee at the local Ben & Florentine who delivered the hot mug of greatness. “He looks pretty familiar. Is he a hockey player or something?”
At press time, Joe Rogan was screaming that GSP was having the most spectacular glass of orange juice in his entire career that would never be matched again.
