FREDERICTON – A Mountie who uses medicinal marijuana couldn’t stop giggling at his red serge when he returned it yesterday pending an unrelated assault trial.
“Dude, this is just like…awesome” said a red-eyed Cpl. Ron Francis to the media referring to his stetson hat before he erupted into a six minute laughing fit. “Don’t I…don’t I just look like Sam Steele in this thing ready to jump on a horse and like, save the day. Fucking eh!”
During the pretrial hearing, Francis defended himself by telling the judge that he couldn’t “own the law” and asked the bailiff if he felt any emotion whenever he tasered someone.
“I’m a human being…” Francis added while not directly staring at anyone.
Immediately after being deemed fit for trial, Francis immediately left the courthouse to purchase Bagel Bites and pop Tarts.
