OTTAWA – The Harper government will resume parliament with a Speech from the Throne today. Here are what Canadians can expect:
1. Reduced roaming charges for robo-calls made from cell phones
2. The Economic Action Plan Television Channel that runs all Action Plan advertisements 24 hours a day to help the unemployed cope
3. Candy necklaces for all!
4. Senator Mike Duffy to work in Parliamentary cafeteria to repay his debt
5. Proper healthcare, housing for World War II veterans by 2050
6. Opening the debate on euthanizing aging senators
7. Protecting families from people without families
8. Save money by purchasing military equipment from Canadian War Museum at discounted price
