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PEMBROKE, ON – Loblaws stock clerk Jeremy Brenton was quite vocal this morning with both customers and passersby regarding his “huge plans” for the store’s Aisle Three.
Brenton was overheard mumbling about “blowing the minds” of anyone who entered the canned goods and pasta sauce aisle, or “Aisle Three-Your-Mind” as he had taken to calling it by midday. Reached for comment, Brenton pledged to “challenge people’s perceptions of what it means to shop for canned green beans in this day in age.”
