BRANTFORD, ON – Traumatized victims are attempting to move on with their lives after witnessing a disastrous attempt by local man Ian Pendergast to cut a loaf of fresh bread into equal slices at a family dinner last night. “I gave him the job of cutting the bread,” said Judy Barlow, Ian’s mother-in-law and owner … Continue reading Man’s attempt to cut fresh bread goes horribly, horribly wrong