TORONTO – A groundbreaking new study from the University of Toronto has found that Canadians are unable to identify what a book is unless it has been ordained by Heather Reisman, CEO of Ind…
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Local woman overcome with guilt after returning library book unread
CALGARY – Reading is known as a means of escape from the harshness of reality, but for one local woman who wishes to remain anonymous, a ticking clock turned her dream of a pleasant diversi…
Local man hates new fantasy series that he’s absolutely going to read all of
CALGARY – After throwing down the first volume in disgust, local man Eric Patel declared that the new fantasy series Swords of Korregon is terrible but that he’s definitely still going to r…
5 classic novels to hide your 2nd grade reading level
Reading is hard. The words just go on and on piling up onto each other until they overwhelm you with their complexity and volume. But the fact that you have the same level of literacy as a 7-year…
Man’s publicly displayed copy of ‘Infinite Jest’ actually just full of peanut shells
TORONTO — This weekend it was revealed that Brody Hall’s proudly displayed copy of David Foster Wallace’s Infinite Jest is merely a receptacle for crushed peanut shells. For many years, the…